Le Past: I doubt I was ready for the talk

After 12 solid days of using crutches,

all I can say is,

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MY ARMPIT DAMN

PAIN ):

I’m worried I might grow horribly ugly muscles in my biceps.
I’ll be so macho, I could lift you with a pinkie.

Fwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (:
NOT FUNNY :(

MEENA the MAID showed up yesterday as promised.
Not to fuk si me, but to accompany me.

But do you know what that girl DID?!

She went and told my Condo security guards that

“ Aiyo, dia (me) pandai pandai pakai KASUT TUMIT TINGGI, nak cantik, tetapi jatuh dan patahkan kaki “

The guard laughed and laughed and laughed and told ALL the other guards.
I’m pretty sure the whole management office is laughing right now.
I can hear them already.
Great Meena, just because you don’t live at Ken III, I do okay?
I can just imagine Mr.Ali asking me,

” Eh moi, mana kasut tinggi? “

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22nd was Tung Zhi, the Chinese tradition is to eat TongYuen, which symbolizes family unity, peace and harmony.

Tong Yuen, a ball of Malacca sugar wrapped in dough made from gluttonous Rice Powder. Boiled in ginger soup, tastes even better when added Pandan leaf.

My point is,
My mom forgot that a person with an injured and swollen knee (like me) is NOT supposed to consume food made from gluttonous rice.

What happened is,
MY KNEE AND FEET is like a sponge submerged in water,
it is now, as I declare THE SIZE OF MY HUMONGOUS BIG HEAD.

My mum tried to poison me.

I’m such a sad daughter. Hah.

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Lots of peeps are starting college January. Few days left, you’re bored and you don’t know what to do. I suggest you grab a few close mates and go for sky trek!

Click on their website. Pricing is reasonable.

A week before SPM, Teresa brought me for sky trek to unwind my pre-SPM self. It’s not far, some where in Selangor.

Sky trek is a series of challenges suspended in 22oocm above ground.
So Lynnette, this is not your cup of tea.

The beginning is a great work out, as you have to climb a very very berry tall tree to get yourself up there. But no worries, if Briana the potato couch can do it, you can do it.

It’s fun, for a change. Not your usual shopping and movie.

It seems dangerously fun, they have proper safety measurements.

After awhile, it’s really not that scary.

You gotta admit I look pretty cool (:

They have a lot of flying fox, which is the most fun.

I know –.- I’m so damn honest and brave by posting this picture. Please stop staring at my crotch.

I was singing Miley Cyrus’s The Climb up there, haha!