My distaste for certain blogs!

This blog post is inspired by Celine Chung, who’s blog I accidentally stumbled upon a few days ago.

15 BLOGGING HABITS I HATE

 

1) Circle Circle Dot Dot.

So..holidays started…3 months… … don’t know what to do … … … everyday eat … sleep … … watch TV … … … go hang out … … … … sigh ….. bored…………………..

 

Briana: It’s like you’re typing and digging your nose at the same time, dropping bogey all over your blog.

 

2) Winter Wonderland.

 

Do you know that blog effect that looks like it is snowing in your blog?

I use to do that when I was Form 2, it is so uncool.

It is irritating when I am trying to read and the dandruffs are flying everywhere.

 

3) I am so happy I can die.

 

I am so happy~~~so happy today~~~~~~~I went out with my mum in the afternoon~~~~~and guess what? She bought me the blouse I wanted ~~~~~~~ Wheee~~~~~~~~~~~Yay~~~~~~~haha~~~~~~~~~~~

 

Briana: Friend, the tidal wave is drowning your poor blog.

 

4) Rainbow and Butterflies.

 

I woke up today and decided to go shopping with Selina, Ella and Hebe at One Utama Shopping Mall.

 

Briana: I can still understand what you’re saying even if you don’t color the word okay? You give people an eye sore when you color every single thing. Hey! If you don’t like black font, how bout using white font on a black background *sarcasm*

 

5) Daily Reports.

 

1.1.10 (Monday) – Woke up around 10. Jacob fetched me for breakfast. Met Jake at Murni. Went to ou after that. Saw Selina and John. Watch a movie. Later on, Kelly and Jelly joined us. Had lunch at TGIF. Jacob and I went to pick Hebe and Ella from Ella’s place. Went for dinner. After that, went to Selina’s crib to doll up. Went clubbing. Went Shisha with Jack and Jill. Reached home at 3.

 

Briana: Yada yada yada, these people can talk like that every single post.

 

6) Complicated.

 

I was like Celine, when I was Form 2 I thought complicated blog layouts damn cool, people will be so impressed. But guess what? There are too many buttons hidden in different corners of your blog. Click here click there, annoying, not user friendly at all.

 

7) You are too self absorbed.

My hair is on both side.

My hair is on one side.

 

My tongue is sticking to the right.

My tongue is sticking to the left.

Now you can’t see my eyes.

Now you can’t see my mouth.

 

Act sweet.

 

Act cute.

 

 

We all do it. I do it too. But OMG lah, some people’s blog is flooding with this kind of photos. 365 days, everyday you take pictures of yourself in different pose and blog about it. I’ve seen you in every single angle I can imagine you animated even if I never met you before man.

 

8) Lala, lala, lala, lala

 

I dun noe abt u, bt I kenot stand ppl blogging lik dis. I kenot stand ppl nt using proper words, bcuz I tink it is an insult 2 eng. Dun u tink it is veli funny. Funny lah dis kind of ppl. Sry orhx.

 

A little is ok, but if your blog is 80% like that, you might want to write in Chinese.

 

9) She’s got me suicidal.

 

I hate my life, I have no friends, my classmate hates me, my teaches hate me, my parents hate  me. I am so sad. I cry everyday, I want to kill myself. OMG, I feel so fat, I look so fat, I am so fat, I am so ugly, I am so stupid, I am good at absolutely nothing. Why am I even alive. No guys will ever date me. I should slit my wrist and bleed to death. I am so depressed. I am so so so depressed every single moment.

 

Briana: Everyone has their down moments. I do too. I rant too. Sometimes, we are sad and we need to express it. But you know there is something seriously wrong when there isn’t a single post in your blog where you’re not depressed and suicidal.

 

10) Lyrics fanatic.

 

I don’t even know why these people set up blogs.

You can quote the lyrics if you find them meaningful, but if your blog is like this,

 

Monday: Lyrics of Halo, end post.

Tuesday: Lyrics of Apologize, end post.

Wednesday: Lyrics of Fireflies, end post.

 

I don’t even bother reading.

 

11) Sing along song.

 

Generally, people don’t like blogs with songs.

Firstly, plays, buffs*pause*, plays, buffs*pause*, annoying.

Secondly, most people are already playing their own songs. People just can’t wait to find your player and click pause.

Thirdly, your music might not suit everyone and you don’t know when people are visiting your blog.

 

I have personal experience. I click this blog and Akon’s I WANNA FUCK YOU starts playing. My mum was beside me. Ish.

 

12) Money Honey.

 

You have too many ads. They are distracting, and frustrating. I came to read what you wrote, not check out advertisements.

 

13) Number one fan.

 

Monday: Taylor Lautner.

Tuesday: Taylor Lautner.
Wednesday: Taylor Lautner.

Everyday: Taylor Lautner.

 

That is what fan sites are for dear.

 

14) Spacings and paragraphs.

I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know, how can anyone read without getting a headache. I am repeating the sentence right now. They don’t. Please make life easier for your readers, won’t you?

 

15) Don’t judge me.

 

Blogging is a responsibility. When you write, the whole world can see it, and they have the right to form their own judgment against you.

 

Don’t bitch bitch bitch, and end your post saying DON’T JUDGE ME.
That is complete bullshit.

It is rude for people to critique you, but it is not wrong. You exposed yourself.

 

Last but not least, I stand firm to my believe that moderation is really the key.