You trip and fall, leaving your shoe at the ball

Oh my goodness, do you know what happened to poor poor poor Briana?!
*who has never done anything evil (at least not on purpose) in her whole life!

I. TWISTED. MY. KNEE.

I know right?
Okay, so this is what happened:

1. PROM: Sue Ping’s prom tag kept falling off. She was wearing such a hot dress, takkan I let her flash her boobs or her undies in front of the whole school right? And considering the fact I wanted to win prom king, or course lah I gentleman a bit and help people pick it up.
2. So I heard a “crack” from my knee, but oh well, I thought no biggie. That was Wednesday.
   
   YALAH, go laugh your ass off lah, that girl who wore such high heels to prom, serve her right lah, DAISEI lah, you’re probably so happy now lah, sheeeesh, hahahahaha.
3. Friday, work: 11 to 5
   Carolling: stand in my 4 inch high heels for one hour
   My eyes were swelling with tears. My brain kept planting images on how I can make an exit. Maybe pretend to faint?
4. Saturday, I CAN NO LONGER WALK.

Please don’t be as retarded as Melinda, obviously the left knee is swollen compared to the right knee. How can you not see it. Mum helped me bandage lulu.

* Yes, I’ve decided to name my left knee Lulu.


Cried bucket of tears because of all time, LULU decides to be naughty during Christmas.
* NO CHRISTMAS PRESENTS for you LULU!
The consequences are: BED! for two weeks. My mum even asked me not to drink so much so I’ll use the bathroom less frequent, whattheheck.


Part time job? screwed.
Carolling? screwed.
Christmas dinners? screwed.
Church parties? screwed.
All the plans to have fun in the sun are screwed, totally went to hell.

Christmas 2008, all alone. Christmas 2009, stuck with LULU! Jinx, I tell you, it’s jinxed. Mother!

p/s: This is to tell Melody Loh, I was serious about my knee.
p/p/s: Calvin just told me my knee swollen like SPONGECAKE, very ugly :/