Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Malaysia memang tidak boleh

Today I would like to share with everyone how tidak boleh Malaysia is. Ever wonder how do foreigners look at Malaysians. nunca jámas?

I was reading yesterday night's paper and I came across this article where they interviewed a few tourist guides. Why do foreigners despise us Malaysians? They'd be a thousand, maybe a million words I can use to describe this situation. But then, no matter what I say it comes down to one words. M-*-L-*-Y-S.

I'm not a racist (I bet you're laughing at this), but seriously I'm not. I just beh tahan those uneducated, uncivilised, selfish, cheapskate kampung babis. When you talk about the shameful Malaysia, it's ineluctable that you mention them :D

Did you know, during last year's celebration of National Day, after everyone (you know who are the everyone is made of lah) disperse, they left 50 ton of rubbish. 1 ton is 1000kg. So 50 ton = 50000kg. Wow. So now you know. Fucker litter bugs. If only I could turn all the rubbish into shit and make 'em fall on you.

Okay, the next thing is how lazy inefficient they simply are. And that is why we take one whole week to do our passport. because they have lunch 3 times a day and each meal takes them 2 hours. see how much they resemble to an oink? Owh, and you can always see supermarket with one counter and a line that starts from bangsar to singapore. And how they don't use thier peep brains. That's why till now everytime i pass by Taman jaya's public toilet I still see SHARLINE's face there. tsk.tsk.

And how they r*su*h? They can pay every single student from Selangor $500 bucks for each A and still bloat with money. That's why they're fat right? And those prodigal adminstration, Hmmmmphh! And how the government tried, with every ounce of strength save the oinks from dying from brainlessness, hahas, and failed miserably.

Last but not least. Kiasu! owh, memang betul-betul kiasu. See how everytime Milo or Nescafe set up a stall, and how they swoon. Calling the whole family ama atuk all, each person grap 10 cups, bring thier own container to fill in. I once saw with my own eyes, when I was checking out from a hotel, the manager had to check the auntie's bag, cause she stuffed the hotel towels inside her luggage.

Hahas. This is from Sue Ann's blog. Solid proof of how they try to move all the goodie bags home form majlis anugerah cemerlang.


As for this pretty lady here. I just want to say you're so pathetic and i guess ooops! you dropped your dignity when you leak your own sex video and no one cares. ( Kim Kardashian : voted 2nd dumbest celeb!) I know I'm so out of the topic (:

Editted.
I was informed that I shall not use very obvious words. So, hope you get what I mean lah.

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