I’m reading this really good self-development book borrowed from Juo Sie, <the 7 habits of highly effective teens> by Sean Covey. It’s good, maybe even better than Steve Pavlina.
I know there’s H1N1, and I know people are dying, and I know I should be careful. I know trials are in 5 weeks, and I know SPM is in 105 days, and I know I should really be studying.
I also know that Lynnette won tickets to MTV concert and is asking me to go with her, that Choir’s Celebration Party is this Sunday, that Choir is going to support Miaw Fen’s Kaki Blue show this Saturday, that there’s a surprise party going on for a special friend, that Lynnette’s birthday is coming soon, and so is Sue Ann’s.
I should really decide right now to go or not.
You know what, I can’t.
You know what, I am freakking flipping a coin to help me decide.
My coin got stuck between this gap on my table. What does that mean, omg.
I’m blogging like a bimbo right? This sucks.
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Anyhow, I have a theory. I have this theory and I’m naming it as “Bree’s Boob Theory'”.
My theory states that girls who did or do ballet have bigger boobs than the rest.
Well, it started with Shih Xuan actually, cause she got big boobs, then I don’t know who told me she did ballet, then I realise Miaw Fen does ballet too, and hers are relatively big since she’s so small size. You know, Choir girls all change in the same room before, I recall Yoon Leen’s boobs being big too, so I quickly rushed to her class.
Bree: Yoon, you learn ballet before is it?
Yoon Leen: Yeah, why?
Bree: Nothing (: heee heee heeeeeeeeee!
Then on the way to the toilet, I saw Yue Vern, so I asked her if she does ballet, I was really disappointed when she said no. But I wouldn’t give up, so I went and ask Sue Ann if she learn ballet before, because Sue has big boobs too.
Sue: No, I don’t do ballet. [stares at me blankly] But I do eat a lot of chicken, do you think it’s related? Cause I think it matters, yeah, we should let little girls eat a lot of chicken.
Well, never mind that. Next up, I asked Ru Jun if she did ballet, she said no, and then she warned me not to blog about it, especially not to mention her name. But I know that she secretly wants me to, because she checks my blog everyday since the day I asked her the ballet question.
Ru Jun: [stares at my boobs]
Bree: In case you’re wondering, I don’t do ballet and I’m positive my theory works.
I think I can conclude that my theory is 80% true (it didn’t work for Yue Vern & Sue Ann), and so if you have little girls next time, you should really sign them up for ballet class. And uh, I don’t know about eating a lot of chicken though, you’ll have to ask Sue Ann.
p/s: Joanna has big boobs too, and she does ballet.
p/s: Some short people have big boobs too and they don’t do ballet, that doesn’t count, it’s just that their boob fats are compressed that’s all (:
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