Passing notes during Chemistry tuition.
Briana: Period. Bloat like shit.
Melinda: Menopausal. Super grouchy.
Briana: Stupid mood swings, damn annoying lah.
Melinda: Fuck womanhood.
Briana: I feel like plucking my armpit hair right now.
Melinda: Feel like puking because of armpit hair?! I feel like slapping.
Briana: PLUCKING lah. what puke.
Melinda: Dulan! So where do you want to have lunch?
Briana: Somewhere we can have healthy drinks and talk. Been eating like a cow, I’m this oversized balloon that’s gonna burst pretty soon. Is it normal to have cravings during period?
Melinda: Doh, it’s normal to be horny too, don’t you know?
Briana: Forgot, but I know exercising makes you happy lah. My ‘control what you eat’ plan is so not working.
Melinda: I already gave up for now, so no comment.
Briana: Bull shit. Who is Soulja Boy’s best friend?
Melinda: I don’t know. Who?
Briana: YOOOOOOOOU! ahahahahaha
I love Chemistry tuitions (:
p/s: Report Card Day photos tomorrow, promise!
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