my heart will not retain lies & my brain will never detain denials, and I’m falling in love with a dog

A:
I feel so worthless right now, like a piece of shit beside the road also more berbaloi than me.

B:
Me too.

A:
I feel so fucking everything, lie on my bed, never wake up and turn into a stone.
I feel so eat all the choc & ice cream I want, grow fat, grow zits grow an ugly butt and hide in my room forever.

B:
Me too, at least stones don’t have feelings.

A:
What do you reckon our problem is?

B:
We are fat people in denial

A:
We are vain & shallow fat people, who tell lies like I DON’T CARE WHAT THE WORLD SAYS just so we have more excuse to eat all we want.

B:
This is so depressing.

*end of story

Remember how much I hate animals? Things with fur, teeth, claws paws whiskers and nothing human? When I left tuition today, I kneeled down and said goodbye to my teacher’s dog FiFi.

He said, “ you’re so nice to her, she loves it when you come over ”

I realize I’ve been playing with her, scratching her, and tickling her in places she likes for the whole month unconsciously. Maybe, it’s time to get myself a pet because I’m actually falling in love with dogs.

How sad.