Ok, I hammered this super long post just now concerning this one bitch i can no longer stand, but no, I’m friggin sticking to my new year resolutions, so I deleted the whole post.
I hate myself lah, I know I did the right thing, but i really want to move my mousey to that one button called “publish” and watch you get hurt, bad, by the truth you’ve been either ignoring or unaware of for so bloody long.
Today is a banyak good day, for starters, Sally didn’t screw me like a nut, seeing I’ve not hand in her super long notes even after one full week. Second, Chemistry’s hand in date is extended to tomorrow.
So I was having this conversation with my classmates today, just to learn that Juosie has the same boob size as me.
- JUOSIE HAS THE SAME BOOB SIZE AS ME.
Can you honestly imagine that, my first reaction was, “Holy Shit”
And then I looked at myself and feel so small. Darn it, darn it.
- And then Bio Ed continued as I taught Sui Lun how does the Bra functions. What does the Cup represents and what does the Numbers represents. He was god damn amazed.
- He was also, gasping for air when I told him that big boobs are not as fun as moderate size boobs as big size boobs tend to sag to the floor when the women gets old. He was groping the poor chair when I questioned his lack of knowledge, I simply asked “What?! Never heard of sagging boobs meh? Why do you think there’s something called gravitational force?”
Today would be great, if my dad wouldn’t stop offering me food every half an hour. Seriously, I would be bloody fat if I continued my eating habits. Need.to.stop.binging.
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