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FRIDAY!

Happy birthday Nian Xin!

After school, I went Bangsar with Kexin, Anselm and Justin. So we went in this boutique lahh. There was some signs outside.

So kx said, Ehhh, briana, you cannot go in lahh

Why lahh, who says i can't go in

The sign says

huh?

Omg, can't you read? No pets allowed

Wtf?!

You are a bitch what

Baby seriously damn sampat sometimes. After that, we decided to go to Watsons to buy Junnie some condoms for his birthday lah.

WOMG! I didn't know that there are so many types of condoms you knowww. It's like, friggin cool weih.

We bought Junnie 8 boxes lah, each box got 3, so that's 24 condoms. So Junnie can have two per month, so by his next birthday (12 monthes later), he'll finish it and we can buy him more condoms! I knowww, so smart right.

The stupidd thing, no one knows what is Junnie's dick size, so we also bought all kind of sizes. teehee

flavour 1 (my favourite, it's like super sexxxay):

Polka Locca - 42 cm mm

Contoured dotted condoms with perfume

flavour 2:

Ultimate Ribbed - 38 mm

Contoured ribbed condoms

flavour 3:

Fragrant Texture - woooohoo 48 mm

Fragrant condoms with spotted texture

flavour 4:

Smooth Pleasure - 26 mm

Condoms and lubricated gel

flavour 5:

Comfort fit - 28 mm

Electronically stress tested

flavour 6:

Safe and Smooth - 33 mm

Thich big condoms with extra lubrication

flavour 7 (kexin's favourite):

O cha - 27 mm

Ultra sensitive feel with Green Tea flavour......lol

flavour 8:

3 multi coloured and flavoured condoms :D

I am seriously so amused by the condoms lahhhh. Gahh, lol.

Oh.oh.oh, we also bought Junnie a bottle of lubricant. Those three losers made me pay while they waited outside the shop. So i was a bit anxious lahh. The bloody cashier keep eyeing me up and down, like I can't wait to have sex liddat. ==

Dear Junnie. Happy Sweet sixteen, you can have sex legally now. Practice more. Hope you like our present (: Love you, buddy.