Thursday, July 31, 2008

The domestic goddess

My new shampoo smells like honeydew. My hair smells like honeydew.

*sniff sniff. A bit too sweet. Not me at all.

Fate is obligated to show all my form 5 seniors me in my worst form. Why?!

If you saw a Briana look-alike figure cleaning the flower bed at the corridor outside the UBK room and form 5 classes this morning. Do not hesitate. It is yours truly.

And yes, it is the same Briana who mopped the same corridor a few weeks ago for the same reasons.

It's jinx. Everytime I kena dicipline it had to be some kerja amal Ah sum job. Eg. mop floor, wash toilet, clean flower bed. AND it had to be right at that haunted corridor, where Ms. Shirlena shakes her head and say "again ARR?". And don't think I don't know that my beloved form 5 seniors keep pointing at my back and giggle here and there.

It's ok. At least I'm interesting and entertaining right? B) It's just annoying to see that smug face of the school kakak when she hands me the mop or blah. stupiddd.

I'm Briana Leong. The inhuman human sent from future, travel through time to save our school's cleanliness and to deprive my fellow friends from the evil dust bunny. Yes, say hi to the domestic goddess (:

p/s: Buka your mata big big for a big suprise at block C, it's coming soon.

Bree aka the domestic goddess

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