Doing "IT" Together

I have an acute problem, I keep saying the wrong things. I went from ms. ponderous to blabber mouth. I just spurt words out like nobody's business. I was on the phone with my mom the other day. She say let's go for massage. I wanted her to come home earlier so we can both take a bath before going.

I ended up saying "Come home earlier so we can bath together before going."

Joanna was beside me and her eyes almost popped out. Looked like one of those cartoons, where the rubber goldfish gets a lil squeezing.
Then last Saturday, Joanna came over for "so-called-study-date". I was tired, I was constructing a sentence, to ask her if she mind me taking a nap and whether if she wanted to nap too.

Being a smart ass, I said "Do you want to sleep with me?". This time her eyes popped out. She passed out 5 seconds later.

I know what I said was indecent but it wasn't suppose to be like that.

After recess today, Jo was going to the toilet to change into her school uniforms. I plan to accompany her mana tau I cepat cepat mulut dah keluarkan perkataan "I change with you".

With experience, Jo's eyes stayed right where they were, her feet was firmly on the ground too.

But that didn't stop her from screaming "Brianaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

See? Maybe I'm losing my grip.

Bree hates Mondays.